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Welcome to Steam Train I am your pilot.
That train has sailed.
Del Taco: So much food, no much money.
Did you ever think, like....we're sidewards all the time?
How you going?
It's like listening to a mirror.
Don't count your chickens before they egg.
We're really throwing a wrench into that triangle.
That joke's not as funny as it isn't.
Food for think.
That was a three pile car up!
Just rub two rocks together and make a fire.
Were you ever one of those kids as a kid?
Don't eat with your mouth full.
Get some Red Eye to get the clear out.
Always the bride, never the groom.
Where there's smoke, there's TV!
It's like Superman hiding the fact that he's Batman.
We're all technically cavemen eventually.
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